Dr. Gore

The title says it all...This movie is guts, guts, and more guts...And all effects are good and cheap, too! Just the way I like it!

This is probably the most low-budget film you will ever see, aside from the one's you could make yourself with a crappy palmcorder in your basement. It's also real hard to find, so don't count on finding it at your friendly neighborhood Blockbuster. I think I just lucked out finding my copy (funny story: I was having one of my world famous Horror Parties and couldn't go to the video store in person to get the movies, so I had to reserve them. I picked out two myself, but couldn't decide upon the third...So I told the guy on the phone to pick me out the bloodiest, guttiest, cheapest, most disgusting movie they had, and he didn't let me down).

The movie involves a whacko plastic surgeon who is stricken with grief over the death of his beloved wife...So he decides to make himself a new one...Literally...He goes out and picks out women that have, in his eyes, perfect features. On one it may be a great set of gams, groovy tits on another...And then he hypnotizes her and hacks off the perfect body part...Yummy!! He then packs the limbs in ice, throws the remains in a vat of acid, and when his collection is complete, begins construction of the "perfect" woman.

He sews all the pieces together: The head, the arms, the hands, feet, boobs, sticks in a set of lovely eyes...You get the picture. Then he hooks her up to some type of electrical device a la Frankenstein and presto! 1 perfect woman to go!! Of course, she's pretty dumb at first, but he teaches her everything she'll need to know about how a woman should please a man, because he's a chauvinist swine.

A truly amusing movie, made even more so by the doc's hunchback accomplice Gregory (this guy kicks ass). So, like I said, it'll be a real treat and a half to locate, but it's pretty funny all things considered. A friend of mine took my recommendation and had Blockbuster order him a copy for rental...Maybe they'll be that nice to everyone, I dunno...