Puke! Wretch! Puke!

The first installment of this boner was a complete and nearly total ripoff of a movie that was actually good: Candyman. How many times does this story need to be told? We're nearing ad nauseum here, for Jebus' sake! (The "Jebus" was intentional)

Just in case there's anyone looking at this that actually likes this kind of teenie tripe - the girls' boobs aren't real! Wonderbras are amazing things, little friends. Those babies can take a 3 year old girl and turn her into Pandora Peaks in 5 seconds flat!

Oh, and by the way...I could kill them all with nothing more than a box of Kleenex in real life, so the idea that these lil' tools could actually survive a crazed maniac's attack is rather far-fetched.