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Okay, so now we're branching off and using the faces of teen idols who appeared on television shows that aren't even on the air anymore? God Almighty, when   are we gonna get really lucky and see a new face for a change, correction, a new face that doesn't look exactly like all the old ones. I mean, are only certain kids allowed to audition for Trendy Horror films? Is there a question "Have you ever starred in a terribly trendy, terribly terrible Horror film?" and if the answer is no, they don't get called back? Maybe movie makers will also one day realize that the kids who end up surviving in these films are the complete opposite of a kid who'd survive the same circumstances in real life? I think my money would be on the pissed off kid in the combat boots, rather than the blonde bimbo in Guess? jeans and pumps.

Oh, and by the way, the premise for this movie has already been done. It was called Candyman, and it was actually really good! Maybe the movie wouldn't have been so bad if they had gone the extra mile and stolen the script altogether!